Found this on the internet, so guys before you ask your girlfriend to marry you, make sure you can fulfill the list.
What I Want In A Man! (The Original List)
1. Handsome 6. In good shape
2. Charming 7. Dresses with style
3. Financially successful 8. Appreciates finer things
4. A caring listener 9. Thoughtful
5. Witty
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
- Nice looking
- Opens car doors, holds chairs
- Has enough money for a nice dinner
- Listens more than talks
- Laughs at my jokes
- Carries bags of groceries with ease
- Owns at least one tie
- Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
- Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
- Not too ugly
- Doesnt drive off until Im in the car
- Works steady – splurges on dinner out occasionally
- Nods head when Im talking
- Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
- Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
- Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
- Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
- Remembers to put the toilet seat down
- Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
- Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
- Doesnt belch or scratch in public
- Doesnt borrow money too often
- Doesnt nod off to sleep when Im venting
- Doesnt re-tell the same joke too many times
- Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
- Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
- Appreciates a good TV dinner
- Remembers your name on occasion
- Shaves some weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
- Doesnt scare small children
- Remembers where bathroom is
- Doesnt require much money for upkeep
- Only snores lightly when asleep
- Remembers why hes laughing
- Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
- Usually wears some clothes
- Likes soft foods
- Remembers where he left his teeth
- Remembers that its the weekend
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
- Breathing.
- Doesnt miss the toilet.